Teutsch on dating

Several of you have asked whether I give dating tips on my weblog. The answer to that question is a resounding yes. And who better to give my opinions than me. The topic for today is how to pick up really hot women by writing a weblog.

Frankly, it pains me to mention how many dates I've had to turn down since I started writing this weblog. If you're In The Mood For Love, the first thing you need to do is to learn a few key phrases. At the very least, you should have the following tips on your tongue:

1. "Hey, damn good blog, check out mine, http://jteutsch.blogspot.com " You can substitute your own URL, unless the girl is especially attractive in which case I recommend leaving it just as it is.



2. Make sure the girl actually has a blog before using the "damn good blog" line. One way to find this out is by following her around for several days until she goes to the computer lab. When she logs into her blog, apply tip #1.



3. Important: DO NOT forget the URL of your own blog! There is nothing more emabarassing than being completely lost in cyberspace.



4. Leave ambiguous comments for yourself like, "Blog me and I'll blog you back."



5. Write in free verse, and always use a spell checker.



6. Use words innocuous words that rhyme with "love," like "glove."

Got a question? Hit us up at jteutsch.blogspot.com/loveboat. Or just leave a comment. I'll be in the computer lab.