Help! My friend is burping up meat!

OK, so your friend has started burping up various kinds of meat. Don't worry, this is completely normal. I recommend adding some salad dressing. If it's a chicken, then use ranch. If it's a boca burger, use guacamole. If it's a buffalo, then use some sweet n' sour sauce. Add water, extract hair, and stir. Simmer for three minutes on medium heat, until the buffalo has stopped growling. Then add the chicken.